My kid is high on psuedoepherine - within two minutes he stated....
"Dad I found your shoes - you have LOTS of shoes - I found all your shirts - you have LOTS of shirts, I am watching you get dressed - I thought you were going to wear these shoes with the strings"
"Is there a growly gus in here?" "What color are my feet? They are brown - no - they are not very much color - never mind they are just feet"
"I have a red tool box with lots of tools at my NeeNee's - it makes noise - I carry it when it starts to making noise"
"Mum do you have a nest for me?"
"Button scratched PawPaw on the arm like this"
"Mum what are you doing? Its wake up time - what was all the nice things we get to do today?? Oh thats right SNAP! I am getting snap ready"
"Let me help with Maggie - Maggie stinks - this is a hot potato - I am Sam - watch my moves" And he dances/runs and dances some more.
Well at least he can breath a bit better :)
